How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb?
What lightbulb?If it's not on FCAT, who cares!

ONE.
She told the custodian every day for three weeks that the light is out in her room. She was yelled at by the principal every time he passed by her room. Johnny Dumb-ass kept dry humping the desk thinking it's dark enough. The three Assistant Principals clocked in 9 hours in per-sessions (overtime) for the Cabinet Meeting deciding which administrator is in charge of overseeing the light fixture burnout rate. The custodian called in the electrician, who said that he can only change it if the wiring is on fire, which it wasn't. The custodian said that he needs a special ladder that he ordered from the purchasing secretary.
The teacher put the chair on top of the table and changed the damn lightbulb, but fell and broke her ankle. She is on paid leave for line-of-duty injury.
Total cost to taxpayers, including medical bills and the Special City-wide lightbulb investigation - $469,456.74

Well, if this was a competition for a saddest answer, i would say Olga wins...now i'm just depressed because i know this has to be a true story :-(

ROMAN WINS THIS ROUND. :-D

You know who lost? The kids and the taxpayers - SUCKERS :-P

Vote Obama in November! Create a bigger system that doesn't work! Sorry, I just came from work (md)

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How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer: 25.
10 to have a union meeting and complain how light bulbs always go out.
10 to bitch and complain to United Federation of Teacher as to how Dept of Education just doesn't care
5 to stand around and complain that they do not get paid enough in New York City to change light bulbs (or to teach)
In the end of the day, the light bulb will still be out.

Меж тем, наши рождённые коллективными усилиями анекдоты уже гуляют по интернету... Сегодня разговаривал по телефону с отцом, и он скащзал мне, что читал один из наших анекдотов в "Лайв Джёрнал"... "Если жена будит вас словами "Проснись, милый, я приготовила твой любимый завтрак!", значит вы заснули у любовницы..."

Vi prosipaetes utrom posle burnoy nochi, ryadom lezhit Hillary Clinton, vasha reaktsiya.

First, you pull up the sheet and check if your "chlen partii" did not turn black.
Second, sadly invision how for the rest of your life you will have to keep telling the same line over and over again "I did not go down on this woman" (this will be accompanied by Bill's wave of a finger).
Third, wonder if the re-enactement of operation "pull out of Iraq" worked and Chelsea will not have any siblings.
Fourth, secretly enjoy the idea that you were probably the only person who injected her with some "republican"

Hey Dan, FYI not all of the jokes here are as original as you think. Go to Yandex and search for "Проснись, милый, я приготовила тебе твой любимый завтрак" you will see tons of pages with the same answer that was given here. Here is the complete version of the joke which appears on a bunch of sites.

"Проснись, милый, я приготовила тебе твой любимый завтрак", значит: 1) Вы заснули у любовницы, 2) Вы ещё не проснулись, 3) Накануне вечером она купила сумку Луи Витон.

Надя, как говорит моя дочь "You're not fair!" . *Как же нам после этого участвовать? Вы все равно выиграете.