In the spirit of Thanksgiving:
Thank you God for showing us the nudist beaches (fr)
Thank you God for the fact that our economy appears to be doing better than their's. ($)
Thank you God for showing us those wicked square boxes that they call computers. Thank you Al Gore for creating the Internet. We joined a site called odnoklassniki and found some of our classmates which stayed behind in England! (co)
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I could have go on and covered the election but figured why bother :-D