how to feed a crowd or

elephant stew

1 Elephant (medium)
Brown Gravy (Watkins Beef Soup & Gravy Base)
Watkins Sea Salt & Watkins Pepper
Two Rabbits (optional)

Cut elephant into small bite
sized pieces. This should take only about two months. Add enough
gravy to cover. Cook over kerosene fire for about four weeks at
465 degrees. Makes about 3,800 servings. To extend it add
rabbits, but do this only if necessary as most people do not like
to find hare in their stew.

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