I'M RETIRED
GO AROUND ME

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

DON'T STEAL
THE GOVERNMENT HATES COMPETITION
BAD COP
NO DONUT

I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!

I'VE BEEN DIETING FOR A MONTH
…BUT ALL I'VE LOST IS 31 DAYS

What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?