Australian government headed by J. Gillard is trying to raise some money to cover a hole in a budget by organizing huge national lottery. The draw is announced on the lawn of government house. "3rd prize - is a round the world trip on a cruise ship!" -crowd goes wild,happy winner is in tears. " 2nd prize - is an ... Apple pie!" -the crowd is slightly muted, the winner is surprised and annoyed "What the hell? Apple pie?!". The announcer: "Sir, you don't understand,this pie is baked by Julia Gillard HERSELF". The winner: " This is bullshit! F..CK Julia Gillard !"The announcer: "Sorry,mate,you can't - this IS A FIRST PRIZE"

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