Ozzy guy gets marooned on an island. Savages are about to eat him and and make a canoe out of his skin, but they give him a choice of his own death. He asks for his BBQ kit ,salvaged during a shipwreck, and stabs himself over 300 times in different parts of the body with a BBQ fork. He dies of schock caused by extreme pain, but before drawing his last agonizing breath, he says: "F..ck you, and your CANOE!!!!!!".