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How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer: 25.
10 to have a union meeting and complain how light bulbs always go out.
10 to bitch and complain to United Federation of Teacher as to how Dept of Education just doesn't care
5 to stand around and complain that they do not get paid enough in New York City to change light bulbs (or to teach)
In the end of the day, the light bulb will still be out.