I thought this was pretty funny.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

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ХОРОША ЛОЖКА К ОБЕДУ! А ЕЩЁ ИКОРКА,БАЛЫЧОК,ШАШЛЫЧОК И КОНЬЯЧОК!