I walked through our parking lot and found six “Obama” bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem.

Wow! No wonder his business is going under - that's not how a good businessman decides whom to let go.
I didn't know how to choose who would have to go. :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(