This was sent by a good friend that just happens to be
black and he's also a Republican. lol He told me this is a joke, not intended to be racist.
1.Da Night afo' Crizmus
Wus da night afo' Crizzmus, and all thru da hood,
Everybody be sleepin' and da sleepin' be good.
We hunged up our stockins, an hoped like all heck,
Dat Obama, he gunna brang us our checks.
All of da family, was layin' on da flo',
My sister wif her gurlfriend, my brudder wif some ho.
Ashtrays was all full, empty beer cans and all
when I heared such a fuss, I taught...."Sh'eet, must be da law".
I pulled the sheet off da window and what I'ze could see,
I was spectin' the sherrif, wif a warrent fo' me.
But what did I see, made me say, "Lawd, look'a dat!"
Der was a huge watermelon, pulled by eight big-ole rats.
to be con-ed

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