The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male penis.


This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed,

10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 1% of the time
it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts!
HOWEVER...
...effective January 20th, 2010,the penis will now be taxed according to size:

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