I am an successful, retired businessman, traveling around a world for fun a who the f... are you? Little "лошитца" living in small apartment, never been out there and cooking up a funny story? Trying to offend others for nothing? make some money, buy your self some fun and WHEN try to show off...
Вы, Альберт, весёлый человечек, насмешили Вы меня... :-) ещё раз -- желаю Вам удачи...