Everything in Moscow is covered in three inches of dirt. Not just dust but caked up solid dirt. And it's good that I came here in the spring. I hear. it can get really depressing in the winter. And they are SOOOOO defensive of their stupid fuckin' city. God forbid you mention anything negative!

And the train bombings this morning? Don't give it too much thought, my kind hearted Americans! They don't give a flying fuck about that. They feel that it ruined morning commute for a few people. That's it. Boo hoo. Just midly annoying, like a broked finger nail or a closed car-wash.

And restaurant food sucks, too. I can rank it from very gross to barely edible. AND I JUST SPENT 65 DOLLARS ON SOME COTTaGE CHESE AND YOGURT. really??? Are you kidding me?

And Rublevskoye Shosse is a fuckin' bullshit I couldn't give two shits about.

I miss you'll.